"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)






Wednesday, April 14, 2010

My name is mungo

I wrote the most Awesome song ever for my cat this morning. It goes like this:

Chorus:
My name is Mungo
And you just don't know
My name is Mungo
And I be sexy fo sho
My name is Mungo
And you is just a ho
My name is Mungo
And here/here/here I go

Verse 1:
I lick my paws
You like it like that
I show my claws
And you say "Look at that cat"
I make you rub me
by laying on my belly
Yeah you just love me
But I run away cuz you is smelly.

Chorus:
My name is Mungo
And you just don't know
My name is Mungo
And I be sexy fo sho
My name is Mungo
And you is just a ho
My name is Mungo
And here/here/here I go

Verse 2:
I got so much game
All the ladies really love me
especially penny lane
but the bitches bug me
Cuz I aint got no mo balls
And I wear pink hats
I also wear no draws
But hell, I'm a cat!

Chorus:
My name is Mungo
And you just don't know
My name is Mungo
And I be sexy fo sho
My name is Mungo
And you is just a ho
My name is Mungo
And here/here/here I go

Bridge:
Don't judge me
Just love me
and hug me
You so fugly

Chorus:
My name is Mungo
And you just don't know
My name is Mungo
And I be sexy fo sho
My name is Mungo
And you is just a ho
My name is Mungo
And here/here/here I go

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