Mother: Don't read this post.

Last night it occurred to my friends and I that if you simply replace the word "world" with the word "vaj" in the song "A Whole New World" the song becomes incredibly sexual. So I took the liberty of posting the revised version below. You will be surprised at exactly how little I had to change to make it this incredibly inappropriate. My favorite part is (and I seriously had to change none of this) when they say "Take you wonder by wonder/ Over, sideways and under/ On a magic carpet ride."

Girl: I can show you my vaj
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, drunk man, now when did
You last let your deck decide?

I can open your legs
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new vaj
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

Boy: A whole new vaj
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way down here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new vaj with you

Girl: Now I'm on a whole new deck with you

Boy: Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless carpet ride

Boy: A whole new vaj
Girl: Don't you dare close your eyes
Boy: A hundred thousand things to see
Girl: Hold your breath - it gets better
Boy: I'm like a shooting star
I've cum so far
I can't go back to where I used to be
Girl: A whole new vaj
Boy: Every move a surprise
Girl: With new positions to do
Boy: Every moment gets better
Girl: I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new vaj with you

Girl:A whole new vaj
Boy: A whole new vaj
Girl:That's where we'll be
Boy: That's where we'll be
Girl: A thrilling chase
Boy: A wondrous place
Girl: For you and me