Goose GOose Says: "Perple ern der mertro cern sterll her ernd serr errou ervern whern yer wering herderphones. Ser terk ert ferm sermern wher lerned der herd wer, perkering yer nerse ernd dern tering ter werp ert ern sermern errou jerst cerrd er 'fert bertch' ers nert erker. Sher herd errou, ern nerw derts her hernd erntering der ner fler zerne of yer ferce."
Translation: "People on the metro can still hear and see you even when you're wearing headphones. So take it from someone who learned the hard way, picking your nose and then trying to wipe it on someone you just called a 'fat bitch' is not okay. She heard you, and now that's her hand entering the no fly zone of your face."
