Since you display such obvious brilliance in your artwork and since the quote at the top of the page could so obviously come from you, I think you are perhaps Salvador Dali reincarnated. As further proof of this, he died a month and a half before you were born and his sister's name was Ana.
I just fact checked this, and I am disappointed to say its true. HEYZEUS! Did you learn nothing from my first How To Be Awesome lesson????? LYING is a beautiful art. Your comment would be vastly improved if it went like this:
I know first hand from a very accurate source (his name is God, maybe you have heard of him?) that you are the actual reincarnation of Salvador Dali. That's why you were born only 2 months after he died, and also why you are so awesome. It's like you took the most awesome traits of Dali and improved on them. I want to be you. Can I come over and wash your feet with my hair sometime?
Since you display such obvious brilliance in your artwork and since the quote at the top of the page could so obviously come from you, I think you are perhaps Salvador Dali reincarnated. As further proof of this, he died a month and a half before you were born and his sister's name was Ana.
ReplyDeleteI just fact checked this, and I am disappointed to say its true. HEYZEUS! Did you learn nothing from my first How To Be Awesome lesson????? LYING is a beautiful art. Your comment would be vastly improved if it went like this:
ReplyDeleteI know first hand from a very accurate source (his name is God, maybe you have heard of him?) that you are the actual reincarnation of Salvador Dali. That's why you were born only 2 months after he died, and also why you are so awesome. It's like you took the most awesome traits of Dali and improved on them. I want to be you. Can I come over and wash your feet with my hair sometime?
now THAT is a comment.