Sunburnt.

I am sunburnt. It hurts as though Zeus himself was throwing thousands of mid-size lightening bolts towards me. Every slight movement feels as though a hundred of these previously described midsize lightening bolts was piercing through my skin. They penetrate my outershell, my membraine which before seems completely unpenetrable. I am no castle, but a woman. Who knew a lack of sunscreen would bring on new views of mortality and weakness.

Yes, if there were such things as vampires, I would change myself.

I would never have to worry about sunscreen again.