The greyhound, the fastest dog, can reach speeds of up to 45 miles per hour. The breed was known to exist in ancient Egypt more than 5,000 years ago.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Run Slim Run!
The greyhound, the fastest dog, can reach speeds of up to 45 miles per hour. The breed was known to exist in ancient Egypt more than 5,000 years ago.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
charlyne yi
So I definitely want to see the movie. I can't decide how I feel about her music though. Its kinda weird. Thoughts?
The Glass Beef
Paper Heart
The Glass Beef
Paper Heart
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
One of the best Celeb pictures ever
for cat.
Q. Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
A. Now he's a bronzefish!
Q. What color does a kid turn when you spank him?
A. Yell-OW!
Q. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A. A drummer
Q. What does a bass player use for birth-control?
A. His personality.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Britney Spears take note: it’s all downhill after 20, when your brain reaches its maximum weight of about 3 pounds. Over the next 60 years, as billions of nerve cells die within the brain, it loses about 3 ounces. The brain begins to lose cells at a rate of 50,000 per day by the age of 30.
Napoleon Bonaparte was always depicted with his hand inside his jacket because he suffered from "chronic nervous itching" and often scratched his stomach sores until they bled.
The National League team in Houston wasn’t always called the Astros.They were known originally as the Colt 45s.
Napoleon Bonaparte was always depicted with his hand inside his jacket because he suffered from "chronic nervous itching" and often scratched his stomach sores until they bled.
The National League team in Houston wasn’t always called the Astros.They were known originally as the Colt 45s.
Friday, July 10, 2009
RARE AIR was the immodest two-word statement on basketball great Michael Jordan’s Illinois vanity license plate in the 1990s
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Lenin, Mickey, and Jesus. I always knew they were in cahoots.
A kangaroo mother holds a reserve embryo inside of her after her first baby has crawled into her pouch.This serves as an emergency back-up baby, should the first one die prematurely.
Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be. - Jim Horning
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco
ROFL!!!
4 charged with digging up graves:
ALSIP, Illinois (CNN) -- Four people face felony charges after authorities discovered that hundreds of graves were dug up and allegedly resold at a historic African-American cemetery near Chicago, Illinois, authorities said Thursday.
Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart said the four would resell the plots in Burr Oak Cemetery in Alsip, excavate the graves, dump the remains and pocket the cash.
"This was not done in a very, very delicate way, folks," he told reporters at a news conference Thursday.
"They would excavate a grave and would proceed to dump the remains wherever they found a place to do it in the back of the cemetery. This was not moving graves; this was not replacing graves; this was dumping of them."
In some cases, graves were stacked on top of each other, they "literally pounded the other one down," Dart said. In all about 300 graves may have been dug up in the cemetery, he said.
Authorities identified those charged as Carolyn Towns, an office manager for the cemetery; and Keith Nicks, Terrance Nicks and Maurice Daley, all gravediggers.
Authorities identified those charged as Carolyn Towns, an office manager for the cemetery; and Keith Nicks, Terrance Nicks and Maurice Daley, all gravediggers.
Each has been charged with dismembering a human body, a felony charge for which sentences range from 6 to 30 years, Anita Alvarez, Cook County state's attorney, said at the news conference.
Bail was set at $250,000 for Towns and $200,000 for the other three, Alvarez said.
It was not immediately known if the four had legal counsel.
Authorities began investigating the cemetery -- where, among others, lynching victim Emmett Till, blues legend Dinah Washington and some Negro League baseball players are buried -- about six weeks ago after receiving a call from its owners who had concerns about possible "financial irregularities" regarding the business, Dart told CNN earlier this week.
"This crime, it's a whole new dimension," Alvarez said. Authorities also suspect that Towns pretended to set up a memorial fund for Till and pocketed the funds, Dart said
He told CNN that groundskeepers, who have not been implicated in the scheme, have said that the grave of Till -- whose 1955 lynching at age 14 helped spark the civil rights movement -- has not been disturbed.
The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who was also at the news conference, noted the high-profile names of some of those buried in the cemetery, but said, "everybody here is special, and every family has special needs and special hurt, special grief."
Most of the excavations occurred in back lots, where the plots were older and not frequently visited, Dart said earlier this week. However, other plots may have been disturbed, as well.
The cemetery's current owners, who could not be reached by CNN for comment, have operated it for more than five years but are not believed to be involved in the alleged scam, Dart said.
He said the workers may have doctored records to cover their tracks and noted that the cemetery holds all the records of who is buried and where.
"There's virtually no regulations whatsoever (for cemeteries)," Dart said. "Most all of the documents and everything are housed here."
Investigators are trying to determine the scope of the alleged scheme and plan to use thermal-imaging devices to further examine other graves to see if they have been tampered with, Dart said.
The FBI, forensic scientists and local funeral directors have been called in to help in the investigation, he said.
"I don't even know what to tell you about the heartbreaking stories that I've been hearing from people, crying hysterically that they're going through the burial for the second time today," he said.
"And they're looking for answers and we're sitting there telling them, 'This is going to be very difficult," he said. "We're trying to bring closure, but it's going to take a long time to do that."
The more you look at this picture, the stranger it becomes.
Worst and best way to die.
Man Dies After Fall IntoChocolate Tank
CAMDEN, N.J. - Police said a 29-year-old man died Wednesday morning after falling into a tank full of chocolate at a Camden business.
Police were called to a warehouse and manufacturing facility on the 700 block of North 36th Street around 10:45 a.m. Wednesday for a report of a man who had fallen into hot chocolate.
According to authorities, the man was working at Lyons and Sons, which leases space to Cocoa Services. That company takes raw chocolate and melts it down to send out to other companies who use chocolate.
Police said the man was standing over the vat of chocolate and was dumping the chunks of chocolate in when he fell in. At least three people turned the emergency shut off, but it was too late because one of the paddles had apparently knocked him out. The chocolate was 120 degrees.
The man had been in the melting pot for about 10 minutes by the time crews arrived. He was declared dead shortly after 11 a.m.
The turnout gear of firefighters at the scene was covered with chocolate, as were the clothes of an obviously distraught co-worker who was being consoled by an EMT.
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has been called in to investigate, Fox 29's Robin Taylor reported from the scene.
CAMDEN, N.J. - Police said a 29-year-old man died Wednesday morning after falling into a tank full of chocolate at a Camden business.
Police were called to a warehouse and manufacturing facility on the 700 block of North 36th Street around 10:45 a.m. Wednesday for a report of a man who had fallen into hot chocolate.
According to authorities, the man was working at Lyons and Sons, which leases space to Cocoa Services. That company takes raw chocolate and melts it down to send out to other companies who use chocolate.
Police said the man was standing over the vat of chocolate and was dumping the chunks of chocolate in when he fell in. At least three people turned the emergency shut off, but it was too late because one of the paddles had apparently knocked him out. The chocolate was 120 degrees.
The man had been in the melting pot for about 10 minutes by the time crews arrived. He was declared dead shortly after 11 a.m.
The turnout gear of firefighters at the scene was covered with chocolate, as were the clothes of an obviously distraught co-worker who was being consoled by an EMT.
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has been called in to investigate, Fox 29's Robin Taylor reported from the scene.
Thanks Bill O'Reilly, your usually a douche, but I agree with you this time.
On the Real Deal segment of his controversial Fox News show, the O'Reilly Factor,Bill O' Reilly offered some very strong opinions on Michael Jackson's current place in America.
Here are some HIGHlights:
“Yes the man was an all star entertainer, but that’s it.”
“Jackson’s interaction with children were unacceptable for any adult.”
“His incredible selfishness spending hundreds of millions of dollars on himself while singing We Are The World should make any clear thinking American nauseas."
“Why are Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton making this a racial deal. Jackson bleached his own skin and then chose white men to provide existence to his children. To hear Sharpton speak today, you’d think Jackson was Martin Luther King, Jr.”
“Why is he being held up in the African American Community as a pillar of Black America when he bleached his skin.”
“The crowd outside the service was much smaller than predicted. The service itself was well done. But the media coverage was bizarre."
"…and after Michael Jackson was found 'Not Guilty' the American media did not exactly elevate him to hero status. Did it? But now that he’s dead (most likely from an accidental drug overdose). He is a hero. How does that work?"
Here are some HIGHlights:
“Yes the man was an all star entertainer, but that’s it.”
“Jackson’s interaction with children were unacceptable for any adult.”
“His incredible selfishness spending hundreds of millions of dollars on himself while singing We Are The World should make any clear thinking American nauseas."
“Why are Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton making this a racial deal. Jackson bleached his own skin and then chose white men to provide existence to his children. To hear Sharpton speak today, you’d think Jackson was Martin Luther King, Jr.”
“Why is he being held up in the African American Community as a pillar of Black America when he bleached his skin.”
“The crowd outside the service was much smaller than predicted. The service itself was well done. But the media coverage was bizarre."
"…and after Michael Jackson was found 'Not Guilty' the American media did not exactly elevate him to hero status. Did it? But now that he’s dead (most likely from an accidental drug overdose). He is a hero. How does that work?"
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
brainz.org
16 Victims of the Church of Scientology
For the past 56 years the Church of Scientology has blazed a path of headlines and mystery across the globe. Once existing only as the idea held by a single man, the Church has grown into a multinational, highly organized institution in record time. There is little doubt that trends in the 60's and 70's of both counter-culture and new-age thought contributed to the break-neck speed of the Church's growth, allowing its numbers to swell worldwide to figures that cannot be accurately counted, but are said to number in the millions.
Despite the great successes the CoS has enjoyed over the last half-century, the ubiquitous Church has been embroiled in scandal since its inception. At the heart of every matter of contention lies the bottom dollar. Though self-described as a religious ministry, the CoS tries to operate more like a not-for-profit international charity, and has repeatedly been accused of actually being a for-profit business. Criminal activities, both proven and alleged, span the entire length of the Church's short lifespan. Here we take a look at 16 victims of the most egregious offenses allegedly committed by the Church of Scientology to date.
Patrice Vic
Patrice Vic was a 31 year old Parisian family man with a wife and two children. He was relatively happy, until he took a Scientologist's questionnaire, and was subsequently convinced that with the Church's help, he could be even happier. That step only cost him 3,000 francs. He became obsessed, and distant. His wife even tried to save their marriage by going with him, and subjecting herself to an "audit," which made her so uncomfortable that she halted the process and left. On the advice of the Church supervisor present, Mr. Vic stopped speaking to his wife altogether, and became more detached than ever. He started taking vitamins, supplied by the church, and underwent regular counseling at the local Church center, spending more and more of his dwindling funds as he went. Finally, late one evening while in bed next to his silent wife, Patrice Vic got up and said quite simply "this is the only solution." He took a running dive over their 12th story balcony to the street below. As it turns out, Mr. Vic was unable to either find the money, or secure the loans necessary to pay for the 30,000 franc "inner purification" procedure he was assured would fix his broken life.
Susan Meister
Susan Meister was an impressionable young woman who found Scientology in 1970's San Francisco. She was incredibly devoted to her new purpose in life, very motivated, and overzealous. She repeatedly tried to pressure her parents into joining the then-fledgling Church of Scientology. She wanted so badly to be a part of the inner workings of the Church, that after a year in the city, in 1971 she joined the now infamous "Sea Org." Within a month she made her way all the way to the flagship of Scientology's miniature naval fleet, the Apollo. This was a great honor, as it was the seaborne home of L. Ron Hubbard himself. Just a few short months later, Susan's father would be making his way to Morocco, to identify the corpse of his daughter. When asked about the strange circumstances of Susan's death, he replied that she was "lying on a bunk, wearing the new dress her mother had made for her, her arms crossed with a long-barreled revolver on her breast. A bullet-hole was in the center of her forehead and blood was running out of the corners of her mouth. I began to wonder how Susan could possibly shoot herself in the center of her forehead with the long-barreled revolver." There were no powder burns on Susan's forehead, either, her father noted.
Raul Lopez
When Raul Lopez was critically injured in a head-on collision in 1985, doctors told him he was lucky to even be alive. The irreparable brain-trauma that was slowly killing Mr. Lopez was also impairing and degrading his mental faculties over time, but he still had most of the multi-million dollar settlement resulting from the wreck that nearly killed him. Then he found the Church of Scientology. The CoS told him that they could succeed where modern medicine had failed, and heal Mr. Lopez. By the time Mr. Lopez realized he had been duped, and fired his Scientologist lawyer/conservator, he had given the Church 1.3 million. The CoS maintains that there was never any wrongdoing, since the mentally-impaired Lopez had willfully participated.
Mary Florence Barnett
Flo, as she liked to be called, was the Mother-in-law to David Miscavige, who after Hubbard's untimely demise took power within the Church. In Hubbard's absence, Miscavige took on the roles and responsibilities that could be equated to those of the CEO of a corporation. At the time of her death, Flo had become entangled in some of the Church's worst sequences of in-fighting. She had been following a splinter-sect within the Church that had been declared apostate, and the fact that she was directly linked to Miscavige was a constant source of embarrassment to both him and his wife. At the height of the scandal, Flo was found dead in her bedroom, a victim of suicide, as it was initially called. She had been shot three times in the chest, and once in the head with a .22 caliber Ruger semi-automatic rifle, which was found near the body.
Roxanne Friend
Roxanne Friend, a former Scientologist, described her experience at the Church's "Flag" facility in depositions for a law suit she filed against the Church in 1999. Ms. Friend had been "forced" to participate in practices of which she did not want to be a part. When she attempted to leave the facility she was stopped and not allowed to leave. She was held there for several months, and denied proper treatment for both Mono and Pneumonia. She was not allowed to see her father when he travelled to see her, nor was she allowed to attend a wedding, at which she was slated to be Maid of Honor. A year later, she tried to re-enter the Church in Florida, and was forced back into the initial procedure she refused in California. When she tried to leave at that point, she was taken, placed under guard, monitored, cut off from communication outside, and finally drugged only to be transported to another location where she was held for over a month.
Paulette Cooper
In 1973, Paulette Cooper, then a journalist in New York, found herself under federal indictment for sending bomb threats to the Church of Scientology. What was happening would come to be known as Operation Freakout. As Ms. Cooper was in the business of publishing books speaking out against the Church of Scientology, she was made a target, with the express goal of "to get P.C. incarcerated in a mental institution or jail, or at least to hit her so hard that she drops her attacks." The actual internal CoS documents for this officially-named project were acquired during an FBI raid of CoS offices in 1977, which in turn cleared Ms. Cooper of the earlier charges for which she had been indicted. CoS members had stolen stationary from her home, along with the means to recreate her finger prints, and forged the bomb-threats. They also sent letters to her neighbors declaring that she had venereal diseases, and imported her books to countries with libel laws that allowed them to sue her overseas, for what she had written stateside. They even found a women with similar voice characteristics to make threatening phone calls to arab consulates in New York City. The harassment didn't stop there; graffiti with her phone number was found throughout the city, the IRS was told that she had lied to them on tax returns, men would seek her out and date her, only to be discovered as Scientologist "agents," and legal documents were stolen from her lawyer's office in attempts to gain an edge on any of the 14 different law suits filed against her.
Quentin Hubbard
L. Ron Hubbard's son, Quentin, was 22 years old when he died in 1976. Sources who later left the organization have stated that Quentin was "an embarrassment" to Hubbard. In fact, upon hearing of his son's apparent suicide, Hubbard's only expressed concern was over the publicity problems the event was sure to cause. Quentin was found on the side of road, in his car, with a hose piping exhaust fumes into the cabin. He was unkempt, unshaven, sitting next to an empty bottle of liquor, missing his wallet, and with needle-tracks in his arms. The license plate was missing from his car. Quentin Hubbard was well-known among his friends for being meticulous about his appearance, and always clean shaven. His friends also noted that he did not drink or use drugs of any kind.
Casey Hill
In 1984 the Church of Scientology in Ontario, Canada sparked what would become an expensive battle with Crown Attorney Casey Hill. They inevitably lost the fight, though it tooks several years of litigation, and smear campaigning against not only the government lawyer but also the court and ministry he represented. In an attempt to sabotage the prosecution of a case against them, the local CoS had a practicing barrister of the court stand on the front steps of the courthouse in full garb and proclaim that he was initiating criminal contempt proceedings against Mr. Hill, who was prosecuting the case against them. Hill, in turn, sued for libel. The ensuing court battles that took place would cost Hill tens of thousands of dollars and his name was smeared in every newspaper in the northern hemisphere. Later, court judgements amounting to a 129 page document would reveal findings that the CoS had in fact willfully engaged in a seven-year long campaign to ruin Hill, stating that "Scientology decided Hill was the enemy and it set out to destroy him." When all was said and done, the Church was ordered to pay the largest ever sum awarded for libel in Canadian history, at 1.6 million dollars.
Francis Diamond
In 1981, an antique dealer in Clearwater, Florida, was committed to a mental hospital after being declared insane. Francis Diamond, who was 45 at the time, led a happy if somewhat mundane life before the Church of Scientology moved into town. Scientologists frequented his store, and he befriended many of them. It wasn't long before he began reading the literature they gave him, and he decided to get audited. Not long afterward, the police had placed him in special custody pending the court's ruling on his sanity. He stood before a judge, and explained that other Scientologists' "Thetans" had invaded his body. Three of them, in fact, and they wanted him dead. According to Diamond, these Thetans drove him to smoke five packs of cigarettes a day and overeat until he had gained 50 pounds. When asked why he had not done something about what was happening to him, he told the court that he feared not only his reputation, but the Church's retaliation. Diamond had absolutely no history of mental illness or propensities towards mental illness prior to his "auditing."
Jennifer Stewart
in 2000, a 16-year-old Jennifer Stewart, raised as a Scientologist, became a supervisor, under a man named Gabriel Williams. Williams, then 27, lived with his fiancee at the time. Stewart's new working hours were to be from nine in the morning to nine at night, so the Church ordered her to move in with Williams at his San Jose residence. The first night she stayed there, she reports, Williams raped her, and continued to do so for months. Stewart believed at the time that if she had gone to the police, that she would have been made to see a psychiatrist, something that is beyond unacceptable in Scientology. A member of the CoS Office of Special Affairs told Stewart's father that if he were to say anything, she would be taken away by child-services. Williams was arrested in 2002, and Stewart married her boyfriend, Tom Gordon. the couple moved in with Gordon's family. That's when the Gordons began receiving death threats and harassment phone-calls on a regular basis. The message delivered was quite clear; "SPs don't live long. Your son and his wife, Jennifer, will be dead soon." SP is a Scientology phrase meaning Suppressive Person, or enemy of the Church.
Maria Pia Gardini
Maria Gardini was a Class Nine Auditor for the Church of Scientology. She originally entered the Church through her daughter, who had learned of it through Narconon. Maria was very good at what she did, and made the Church millions of dollars through her work. She was a member of the Sea Org., which by Church rules, means that not only her room and board, but also her own auditing are supposed to be covered by the Organization. Maria was told by her superiors that it would be selfish for her, who had money, to take such charities from the Church, and that she should be donating her money for the betterment of the CoS. When she realized that nobody else paid the amount of money she was being made to pay, she demanded her money back. She was coerced into taking only a portion back, and being content with it, while her own supervisor bought a 40,000 dollar car with the commission she got for Maria's money. After several more attempts to get her money back, in 2001, Maria contacted the Lisa McPherson Trust to request that they assist her in reclaiming the 1.5 million dollars she lost.
Jeremy Perkins
On March 13th, 2003, which also happens to be L. Ron Hubbard's birthday, Jeremy Perkins stabbed his mother 77 times with a 12 inch kitchen knife. He did not want to take the vitamins that the Church had given him, nor did he want to take a shower, both of which his mother, also a Scientologist, had tried coaxing him into doing. Professionals believed that, had Jeremy been on proper medication, under actual medical care, his mother would still be alive today and he would be functional. Jeremy was fully delusional and believed at the time that his mother was not only trying to make him worse with the vitamins, but that she had an "evil eye." Jeremy stood alone in court, a murderer.
Nanna Anderson
In 1985 the CoS decided it was going to infiltrate the Ontario Medical Association. They sent Nanna. Nanna was only 17 when she joined the Church, and at the time, a doctor who was also a member of the Church had convinced her that she had cancer. She was asked to get money from her family, in order to pay for treatment, and 10% of that was a commission to the doctor. She had signed a vague loyalties contract that she was told had authority anywhere, so when she left England to move to Ontario, Canada, the Church maintained control over her. She got a job working for the OMA, and began the long process of siphoning information for the Church. She also divorced her husband, because Church heads had told her he was bad for her. She described the loyalty simply, stating that "if they said march, I would march." After hearing her story the court dismissed charges against her, and she turned State's Evidence.
Gabe Cazares
Clearwater, Florida has been a nexus of activity for the CoS, to include illegal activities. Cazares spoke out publicly against the Church when they arrived in the town in 1975; the Church immediately fired back with a smear-campaign of the usual sex-allegatons, and also attempted to set him up in a staged hit-and-run car accident. Cazares hadn't been saying anything that wasn't clearly visible already to the public; he called out the Church for the quiet way they went about buying any property in town they could get ahold of, and questioned why a church would need a security force to begin with, much less one that carried clubs. Again, internal documents were obtained during a federal raid on CoS offices detailing plans and operations in regard to Clearwater politics, and Cazares in particular. In the criminal investigations that followed, 11 CoS officials were jailed for breaking into federal offices. Cazares later filed suit against the Church for 1.5 million dollars in damages, which was settled out of court in 1986. He filed several more times in the years since.
Lawrence Wollersheim
Mr. Wollersheim reveals that in 1969, when he joined the Church, he signed a "billion-year" loyalty contract. He found himself confined to the hold of a ship, off the coast of California, which he described as a "thought-reform gulag." His mental state steadily degraded until he came just short of the point of suicide, and it was later discovered that he suffered from bi-polar disorder. As psychiatry is forbidden, he had to choose between leaving the Church or suffering the consequences of his mounting problem. He had already paid the Church 150,000 dollars when he decided to leave. He filed suit in 1980, and won millions of dollars in court awards. The Church had no intention of paying him, however, and an ensuing legal battle raged on for over a decade. Wollersheim created a website, FACTNet.org, to inform the public of the illegal activities carried out by the CoS.
Lisa McPherson
Lisa McPherson joined the Church of Scientology at the age of 18, and in 1994 moved to Clearwater, Florida. The following year, the Church noticed problems with Lisa, and placed her in a status of "Introspective Rundown," and three months later was declared "clear" again. Two months later, she was involved in a minor car accident that resulted in a suspected head trauma, but she refused further evaluations in lieu of treatment from the Church instead. She was transported to the Flag Land Base and subjected to another "Introspection Rundown," and placed on an "isolation watch." In the last 17 days of McPherson's life, her health quickly deteriorated past the point of emergency. She was kept in isolation and denied proper medical attention. Other Scientologists who inquired about her care were told to "butt-out," and a Scientologist doctor prescribed her both Valium and antibiotics, without seeing her. When the decision was made to take her to a hospital, the execution was curious. Four hospitals were passed along the way, and upon arrival she had flatlined. The personnel at the emergency room attempted resuscitation for 20 minutes, but Lisa McPherson was already dead. During her autopsy, the corner said she had likely died of a Thrombo-embolism, caused by severe dehydration while lying in bed. The coroner also noted several bruises, and abrasions consistent with animal bites. The Church called her family and told them that she had died from either Meningitis, or a blood-clot, while at Fort Murray for rest and relaxation. In May of 2004, a civil suit filed by her family against the Church was settled.
For the past 56 years the Church of Scientology has blazed a path of headlines and mystery across the globe. Once existing only as the idea held by a single man, the Church has grown into a multinational, highly organized institution in record time. There is little doubt that trends in the 60's and 70's of both counter-culture and new-age thought contributed to the break-neck speed of the Church's growth, allowing its numbers to swell worldwide to figures that cannot be accurately counted, but are said to number in the millions.
Despite the great successes the CoS has enjoyed over the last half-century, the ubiquitous Church has been embroiled in scandal since its inception. At the heart of every matter of contention lies the bottom dollar. Though self-described as a religious ministry, the CoS tries to operate more like a not-for-profit international charity, and has repeatedly been accused of actually being a for-profit business. Criminal activities, both proven and alleged, span the entire length of the Church's short lifespan. Here we take a look at 16 victims of the most egregious offenses allegedly committed by the Church of Scientology to date.
Patrice Vic
Patrice Vic was a 31 year old Parisian family man with a wife and two children. He was relatively happy, until he took a Scientologist's questionnaire, and was subsequently convinced that with the Church's help, he could be even happier. That step only cost him 3,000 francs. He became obsessed, and distant. His wife even tried to save their marriage by going with him, and subjecting herself to an "audit," which made her so uncomfortable that she halted the process and left. On the advice of the Church supervisor present, Mr. Vic stopped speaking to his wife altogether, and became more detached than ever. He started taking vitamins, supplied by the church, and underwent regular counseling at the local Church center, spending more and more of his dwindling funds as he went. Finally, late one evening while in bed next to his silent wife, Patrice Vic got up and said quite simply "this is the only solution." He took a running dive over their 12th story balcony to the street below. As it turns out, Mr. Vic was unable to either find the money, or secure the loans necessary to pay for the 30,000 franc "inner purification" procedure he was assured would fix his broken life.
Susan Meister
Susan Meister was an impressionable young woman who found Scientology in 1970's San Francisco. She was incredibly devoted to her new purpose in life, very motivated, and overzealous. She repeatedly tried to pressure her parents into joining the then-fledgling Church of Scientology. She wanted so badly to be a part of the inner workings of the Church, that after a year in the city, in 1971 she joined the now infamous "Sea Org." Within a month she made her way all the way to the flagship of Scientology's miniature naval fleet, the Apollo. This was a great honor, as it was the seaborne home of L. Ron Hubbard himself. Just a few short months later, Susan's father would be making his way to Morocco, to identify the corpse of his daughter. When asked about the strange circumstances of Susan's death, he replied that she was "lying on a bunk, wearing the new dress her mother had made for her, her arms crossed with a long-barreled revolver on her breast. A bullet-hole was in the center of her forehead and blood was running out of the corners of her mouth. I began to wonder how Susan could possibly shoot herself in the center of her forehead with the long-barreled revolver." There were no powder burns on Susan's forehead, either, her father noted.
Raul Lopez
When Raul Lopez was critically injured in a head-on collision in 1985, doctors told him he was lucky to even be alive. The irreparable brain-trauma that was slowly killing Mr. Lopez was also impairing and degrading his mental faculties over time, but he still had most of the multi-million dollar settlement resulting from the wreck that nearly killed him. Then he found the Church of Scientology. The CoS told him that they could succeed where modern medicine had failed, and heal Mr. Lopez. By the time Mr. Lopez realized he had been duped, and fired his Scientologist lawyer/conservator, he had given the Church 1.3 million. The CoS maintains that there was never any wrongdoing, since the mentally-impaired Lopez had willfully participated.
Mary Florence Barnett
Flo, as she liked to be called, was the Mother-in-law to David Miscavige, who after Hubbard's untimely demise took power within the Church. In Hubbard's absence, Miscavige took on the roles and responsibilities that could be equated to those of the CEO of a corporation. At the time of her death, Flo had become entangled in some of the Church's worst sequences of in-fighting. She had been following a splinter-sect within the Church that had been declared apostate, and the fact that she was directly linked to Miscavige was a constant source of embarrassment to both him and his wife. At the height of the scandal, Flo was found dead in her bedroom, a victim of suicide, as it was initially called. She had been shot three times in the chest, and once in the head with a .22 caliber Ruger semi-automatic rifle, which was found near the body.
Roxanne Friend
Roxanne Friend, a former Scientologist, described her experience at the Church's "Flag" facility in depositions for a law suit she filed against the Church in 1999. Ms. Friend had been "forced" to participate in practices of which she did not want to be a part. When she attempted to leave the facility she was stopped and not allowed to leave. She was held there for several months, and denied proper treatment for both Mono and Pneumonia. She was not allowed to see her father when he travelled to see her, nor was she allowed to attend a wedding, at which she was slated to be Maid of Honor. A year later, she tried to re-enter the Church in Florida, and was forced back into the initial procedure she refused in California. When she tried to leave at that point, she was taken, placed under guard, monitored, cut off from communication outside, and finally drugged only to be transported to another location where she was held for over a month.
Paulette Cooper
In 1973, Paulette Cooper, then a journalist in New York, found herself under federal indictment for sending bomb threats to the Church of Scientology. What was happening would come to be known as Operation Freakout. As Ms. Cooper was in the business of publishing books speaking out against the Church of Scientology, she was made a target, with the express goal of "to get P.C. incarcerated in a mental institution or jail, or at least to hit her so hard that she drops her attacks." The actual internal CoS documents for this officially-named project were acquired during an FBI raid of CoS offices in 1977, which in turn cleared Ms. Cooper of the earlier charges for which she had been indicted. CoS members had stolen stationary from her home, along with the means to recreate her finger prints, and forged the bomb-threats. They also sent letters to her neighbors declaring that she had venereal diseases, and imported her books to countries with libel laws that allowed them to sue her overseas, for what she had written stateside. They even found a women with similar voice characteristics to make threatening phone calls to arab consulates in New York City. The harassment didn't stop there; graffiti with her phone number was found throughout the city, the IRS was told that she had lied to them on tax returns, men would seek her out and date her, only to be discovered as Scientologist "agents," and legal documents were stolen from her lawyer's office in attempts to gain an edge on any of the 14 different law suits filed against her.
Quentin Hubbard
L. Ron Hubbard's son, Quentin, was 22 years old when he died in 1976. Sources who later left the organization have stated that Quentin was "an embarrassment" to Hubbard. In fact, upon hearing of his son's apparent suicide, Hubbard's only expressed concern was over the publicity problems the event was sure to cause. Quentin was found on the side of road, in his car, with a hose piping exhaust fumes into the cabin. He was unkempt, unshaven, sitting next to an empty bottle of liquor, missing his wallet, and with needle-tracks in his arms. The license plate was missing from his car. Quentin Hubbard was well-known among his friends for being meticulous about his appearance, and always clean shaven. His friends also noted that he did not drink or use drugs of any kind.
Casey Hill
In 1984 the Church of Scientology in Ontario, Canada sparked what would become an expensive battle with Crown Attorney Casey Hill. They inevitably lost the fight, though it tooks several years of litigation, and smear campaigning against not only the government lawyer but also the court and ministry he represented. In an attempt to sabotage the prosecution of a case against them, the local CoS had a practicing barrister of the court stand on the front steps of the courthouse in full garb and proclaim that he was initiating criminal contempt proceedings against Mr. Hill, who was prosecuting the case against them. Hill, in turn, sued for libel. The ensuing court battles that took place would cost Hill tens of thousands of dollars and his name was smeared in every newspaper in the northern hemisphere. Later, court judgements amounting to a 129 page document would reveal findings that the CoS had in fact willfully engaged in a seven-year long campaign to ruin Hill, stating that "Scientology decided Hill was the enemy and it set out to destroy him." When all was said and done, the Church was ordered to pay the largest ever sum awarded for libel in Canadian history, at 1.6 million dollars.
Francis Diamond
In 1981, an antique dealer in Clearwater, Florida, was committed to a mental hospital after being declared insane. Francis Diamond, who was 45 at the time, led a happy if somewhat mundane life before the Church of Scientology moved into town. Scientologists frequented his store, and he befriended many of them. It wasn't long before he began reading the literature they gave him, and he decided to get audited. Not long afterward, the police had placed him in special custody pending the court's ruling on his sanity. He stood before a judge, and explained that other Scientologists' "Thetans" had invaded his body. Three of them, in fact, and they wanted him dead. According to Diamond, these Thetans drove him to smoke five packs of cigarettes a day and overeat until he had gained 50 pounds. When asked why he had not done something about what was happening to him, he told the court that he feared not only his reputation, but the Church's retaliation. Diamond had absolutely no history of mental illness or propensities towards mental illness prior to his "auditing."
Jennifer Stewart
in 2000, a 16-year-old Jennifer Stewart, raised as a Scientologist, became a supervisor, under a man named Gabriel Williams. Williams, then 27, lived with his fiancee at the time. Stewart's new working hours were to be from nine in the morning to nine at night, so the Church ordered her to move in with Williams at his San Jose residence. The first night she stayed there, she reports, Williams raped her, and continued to do so for months. Stewart believed at the time that if she had gone to the police, that she would have been made to see a psychiatrist, something that is beyond unacceptable in Scientology. A member of the CoS Office of Special Affairs told Stewart's father that if he were to say anything, she would be taken away by child-services. Williams was arrested in 2002, and Stewart married her boyfriend, Tom Gordon. the couple moved in with Gordon's family. That's when the Gordons began receiving death threats and harassment phone-calls on a regular basis. The message delivered was quite clear; "SPs don't live long. Your son and his wife, Jennifer, will be dead soon." SP is a Scientology phrase meaning Suppressive Person, or enemy of the Church.
Maria Pia Gardini
Maria Gardini was a Class Nine Auditor for the Church of Scientology. She originally entered the Church through her daughter, who had learned of it through Narconon. Maria was very good at what she did, and made the Church millions of dollars through her work. She was a member of the Sea Org., which by Church rules, means that not only her room and board, but also her own auditing are supposed to be covered by the Organization. Maria was told by her superiors that it would be selfish for her, who had money, to take such charities from the Church, and that she should be donating her money for the betterment of the CoS. When she realized that nobody else paid the amount of money she was being made to pay, she demanded her money back. She was coerced into taking only a portion back, and being content with it, while her own supervisor bought a 40,000 dollar car with the commission she got for Maria's money. After several more attempts to get her money back, in 2001, Maria contacted the Lisa McPherson Trust to request that they assist her in reclaiming the 1.5 million dollars she lost.
Jeremy Perkins
On March 13th, 2003, which also happens to be L. Ron Hubbard's birthday, Jeremy Perkins stabbed his mother 77 times with a 12 inch kitchen knife. He did not want to take the vitamins that the Church had given him, nor did he want to take a shower, both of which his mother, also a Scientologist, had tried coaxing him into doing. Professionals believed that, had Jeremy been on proper medication, under actual medical care, his mother would still be alive today and he would be functional. Jeremy was fully delusional and believed at the time that his mother was not only trying to make him worse with the vitamins, but that she had an "evil eye." Jeremy stood alone in court, a murderer.
Nanna Anderson
In 1985 the CoS decided it was going to infiltrate the Ontario Medical Association. They sent Nanna. Nanna was only 17 when she joined the Church, and at the time, a doctor who was also a member of the Church had convinced her that she had cancer. She was asked to get money from her family, in order to pay for treatment, and 10% of that was a commission to the doctor. She had signed a vague loyalties contract that she was told had authority anywhere, so when she left England to move to Ontario, Canada, the Church maintained control over her. She got a job working for the OMA, and began the long process of siphoning information for the Church. She also divorced her husband, because Church heads had told her he was bad for her. She described the loyalty simply, stating that "if they said march, I would march." After hearing her story the court dismissed charges against her, and she turned State's Evidence.
Gabe Cazares
Clearwater, Florida has been a nexus of activity for the CoS, to include illegal activities. Cazares spoke out publicly against the Church when they arrived in the town in 1975; the Church immediately fired back with a smear-campaign of the usual sex-allegatons, and also attempted to set him up in a staged hit-and-run car accident. Cazares hadn't been saying anything that wasn't clearly visible already to the public; he called out the Church for the quiet way they went about buying any property in town they could get ahold of, and questioned why a church would need a security force to begin with, much less one that carried clubs. Again, internal documents were obtained during a federal raid on CoS offices detailing plans and operations in regard to Clearwater politics, and Cazares in particular. In the criminal investigations that followed, 11 CoS officials were jailed for breaking into federal offices. Cazares later filed suit against the Church for 1.5 million dollars in damages, which was settled out of court in 1986. He filed several more times in the years since.
Lawrence Wollersheim
Mr. Wollersheim reveals that in 1969, when he joined the Church, he signed a "billion-year" loyalty contract. He found himself confined to the hold of a ship, off the coast of California, which he described as a "thought-reform gulag." His mental state steadily degraded until he came just short of the point of suicide, and it was later discovered that he suffered from bi-polar disorder. As psychiatry is forbidden, he had to choose between leaving the Church or suffering the consequences of his mounting problem. He had already paid the Church 150,000 dollars when he decided to leave. He filed suit in 1980, and won millions of dollars in court awards. The Church had no intention of paying him, however, and an ensuing legal battle raged on for over a decade. Wollersheim created a website, FACTNet.org, to inform the public of the illegal activities carried out by the CoS.
Lisa McPherson
Lisa McPherson joined the Church of Scientology at the age of 18, and in 1994 moved to Clearwater, Florida. The following year, the Church noticed problems with Lisa, and placed her in a status of "Introspective Rundown," and three months later was declared "clear" again. Two months later, she was involved in a minor car accident that resulted in a suspected head trauma, but she refused further evaluations in lieu of treatment from the Church instead. She was transported to the Flag Land Base and subjected to another "Introspection Rundown," and placed on an "isolation watch." In the last 17 days of McPherson's life, her health quickly deteriorated past the point of emergency. She was kept in isolation and denied proper medical attention. Other Scientologists who inquired about her care were told to "butt-out," and a Scientologist doctor prescribed her both Valium and antibiotics, without seeing her. When the decision was made to take her to a hospital, the execution was curious. Four hospitals were passed along the way, and upon arrival she had flatlined. The personnel at the emergency room attempted resuscitation for 20 minutes, but Lisa McPherson was already dead. During her autopsy, the corner said she had likely died of a Thrombo-embolism, caused by severe dehydration while lying in bed. The coroner also noted several bruises, and abrasions consistent with animal bites. The Church called her family and told them that she had died from either Meningitis, or a blood-clot, while at Fort Murray for rest and relaxation. In May of 2004, a civil suit filed by her family against the Church was settled.
Last post of the day, time for me to actually work.
Its not a holiday today, but its still a useful site.
This is awesome but if you do it too fast you will be dizzy.
More cool photos
Like always we have completely distorted a culture.
At some point I would like to go to all of these. Except the one in Denmark. Who the hell WANTS to go to Denmark? Only a dumbass ginger freak.
Kurt Vonnegut's Commencement address at MIT in 1997
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97:
Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing.
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen.
Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing.
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen.
The male sea lion may have more than 100 wives, which is more than many Mormons.
I sold over $1000 of lemonade WOOHOO!
Read this whole thing, I am in love with it.
If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known. - George C. Marshall
They would make it into a theater.
Interesting Factoids.
The Stupidity of other people amazes me.
Why Baltimore Sucks
A young couple, Joshua Kelly and Llara Brook, of Chantilly, Virginia, found themselves lost while driving in Baltimore, Maryland. They were relieved, of course, when they spotted a police cruiser.
Kelly: "Could you please get us to 95?"
Officer Natalie Preston: "You found your own way in here, you can find your own way out." Whoa, life's a bitch when asking Baltimore police for help.When "officer" Preston spotted them asking another officer for directions she decided to bite. She stepped between the couple and the other officer snarling, "My partner is not going to step in front of me and tell you directions if I'm not." Then she fetched their butts to the station where they remained locked up for "trespassing.""It was a nightmare," said Brook. "In jail for 8 hours. Sleeping on a concrete floor next to a toilet."Wrong one, wrong type of poundKelly's car was sent to the police car pound where the police left it both unlocked and with the windows down. Stuff, of course, was stolen from the car.Brook's parents are both Pennsylvania police officers.
U.K. thinks all parents are pedophiles
"If we let parents into the school they would have been free to roam the grounds" said Paul Blunt of the East Bedfordshire School Sports Partnership. "The ultimate fear is that a child is hurt or abducted, and we must take all measures possible to prevent that." Parents end up in last placeAnd what do the parents have to say about this, although it obviously doesn't matter? Mother-of-three Emma Collet of Biggleswade, said, "I'm all for measures to protect the safety of children but lines must be drawn and common sense must prevail."So, why weren't the parent's asked for their opinion before the policy was placed into effect? Think about it. If a parent might be a pedophile, then anyone opposing the ban might do so because they are a pedophile and so the only opinions that administrators could accept without suspicion would be those supporting them and so why bother asking? "If you followed the thinking of this ban you wouldn't be able to let your child out of the front door," said Nick Seaton, chairman of the Campaign for Real Education.
for more stupid stories go here
A young couple, Joshua Kelly and Llara Brook, of Chantilly, Virginia, found themselves lost while driving in Baltimore, Maryland. They were relieved, of course, when they spotted a police cruiser.
Kelly: "Could you please get us to 95?"
Officer Natalie Preston: "You found your own way in here, you can find your own way out." Whoa, life's a bitch when asking Baltimore police for help.When "officer" Preston spotted them asking another officer for directions she decided to bite. She stepped between the couple and the other officer snarling, "My partner is not going to step in front of me and tell you directions if I'm not." Then she fetched their butts to the station where they remained locked up for "trespassing.""It was a nightmare," said Brook. "In jail for 8 hours. Sleeping on a concrete floor next to a toilet."Wrong one, wrong type of poundKelly's car was sent to the police car pound where the police left it both unlocked and with the windows down. Stuff, of course, was stolen from the car.Brook's parents are both Pennsylvania police officers.
U.K. thinks all parents are pedophiles
"If we let parents into the school they would have been free to roam the grounds" said Paul Blunt of the East Bedfordshire School Sports Partnership. "The ultimate fear is that a child is hurt or abducted, and we must take all measures possible to prevent that." Parents end up in last placeAnd what do the parents have to say about this, although it obviously doesn't matter? Mother-of-three Emma Collet of Biggleswade, said, "I'm all for measures to protect the safety of children but lines must be drawn and common sense must prevail."So, why weren't the parent's asked for their opinion before the policy was placed into effect? Think about it. If a parent might be a pedophile, then anyone opposing the ban might do so because they are a pedophile and so the only opinions that administrators could accept without suspicion would be those supporting them and so why bother asking? "If you followed the thinking of this ban you wouldn't be able to let your child out of the front door," said Nick Seaton, chairman of the Campaign for Real Education.
for more stupid stories go here
Coprastasophobia is the fear of constipation
RAWR!
And now its time for your daily dose of graph jam:
Let me know how many you have done on this list, you'll be surprised to know that I have not done all of them, but it's now my mission to see them all. P.S. I may have already posted this link, I don't remember, but even if i did its worth posting again.
And now its time for your daily dose of graph jam:
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Thank you Mrs. Noodleman for making my day.
OH no the Cows!
This is the epitome of a redneck
I really hope someone I know wins this
We can all be as talented as daft punk
And now something that should make your feel so much better about yourself:
This is the epitome of a redneck
I really hope someone I know wins this
We can all be as talented as daft punk
And now something that should make your feel so much better about yourself:
This is for my mom
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it.
Monday, July 6, 2009
mondays are so difficult
We don't need a wheelchair, we can just use this dolly.
Thanks for pointing this out Jessie.
YES! We Pants!
No Pants! No Life!
Pudding Guy reminds me of my father.
This is Clayton Bigsby's Cousin
So you can advertise your religion everywhere, but they're not allowed to advertise their beliefs? Once again the Christian community is being small minded and not accepting other beliefs. No surprise.
dearjohn.com
Dear Iva,
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this will make us both a lot better off, well me atleast.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, Im bouncing and not lookin back.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your history of lying problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with sweet way you would always ruin a romantic moment by talking about your ex. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father at our family christmas dinner. I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to have an unhealthy relationship based on physical attraction. And hopefully you will be aged, ugly, and worthless.
See ya later,
Ana
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this will make us both a lot better off, well me atleast.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, Im bouncing and not lookin back.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your history of lying problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with sweet way you would always ruin a romantic moment by talking about your ex. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father at our family christmas dinner. I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to have an unhealthy relationship based on physical attraction. And hopefully you will be aged, ugly, and worthless.
See ya later,
Ana
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