The male sea lion may have more than 100 wives, which is more than many Mormons.

I sold over $1000 of lemonade WOOHOO!



Read this whole thing, I am in love with it.



If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known. - George C. Marshall


They would make it into a theater.


Interesting Factoids.

The Stupidity of other people amazes me.

Why Baltimore Sucks

A young couple, Joshua Kelly and Llara Brook, of Chantilly, Virginia, found themselves lost while driving in Baltimore, Maryland. They were relieved, of course, when they spotted a police cruiser.
Kelly: "Could you please get us to 95?"
Officer Natalie Preston: "You found your own way in here, you can find your own way out." Whoa, life's a bitch when asking Baltimore police for help.When "officer" Preston spotted them asking another officer for directions she decided to bite. She stepped between the couple and the other officer snarling, "My partner is not going to step in front of me and tell you directions if I'm not." Then she fetched their butts to the station where they remained locked up for "trespassing.""It was a nightmare," said Brook. "In jail for 8 hours. Sleeping on a concrete floor next to a toilet."Wrong one, wrong type of poundKelly's car was sent to the police car pound where the police left it both unlocked and with the windows down. Stuff, of course, was stolen from the car.Brook's parents are both Pennsylvania police officers.





U.K. thinks all parents are pedophiles

"If we let parents into the school they would have been free to roam the grounds" said Paul Blunt of the East Bedfordshire School Sports Partnership. "The ultimate fear is that a child is hurt or abducted, and we must take all measures possible to prevent that." Parents end up in last placeAnd what do the parents have to say about this, although it obviously doesn't matter? Mother-of-three Emma Collet of Biggleswade, said, "I'm all for measures to protect the safety of children but lines must be drawn and common sense must prevail."So, why weren't the parent's asked for their opinion before the policy was placed into effect? Think about it. If a parent might be a pedophile, then anyone opposing the ban might do so because they are a pedophile and so the only opinions that administrators could accept without suspicion would be those supporting them and so why bother asking? "If you followed the thinking of this ban you wouldn't be able to let your child out of the front door," said Nick Seaton, chairman of the Campaign for Real Education.




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Coprastasophobia is the fear of constipation

RAWR!

I thought a lot more people would be dying.

Let me know how many you have done on this list, you'll be surprised to know that I have not done all of them, but it's now my mission to see them all. P.S. I may have already posted this link, I don't remember, but even if i did its worth posting again.

Card tossing is something I am terrible at in real life, thank goodness for the internet.

I should be so lucky to meet Rob.

And now its time for your daily dose of graph jam:

End to a hard days work.

Nahtzee!



I wish this was a real clock.



I CAN READ MOMMY!

Thank you Mrs. Noodleman for making my day.

OH no the Cows!



This is the epitome of a redneck



I really hope someone I know wins this




We can all be as talented as daft punk



And now something that should make your feel so much better about yourself:

This is for my mom

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it.

Reporter uses his pimp slap.


Oh no save Ron!