SUCK IT WORLD
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Proof that I am the voice of the future.
A while ago I wrote this article but now I have just read this Cracked article which proves I am the voice of the future.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
A funny thing happened at work.
A funny thing happened at work.
Someone was talking to me, but I wasn't paying attention because I was rigorously lotioning my hands (they become very dry in the winter). Anywho they were chatting away and I would pick up words here and there, but for the most part I was lotioning my hands and thinking about if I took any more Motrin whether or not my liver would collapse. Then they said:
"blah blah blah blah honesty."
And I immediately jerked my head up and said:
"Wait, I don't have any Tea."
Someone was talking to me, but I wasn't paying attention because I was rigorously lotioning my hands (they become very dry in the winter). Anywho they were chatting away and I would pick up words here and there, but for the most part I was lotioning my hands and thinking about if I took any more Motrin whether or not my liver would collapse. Then they said:
"blah blah blah blah honesty."
And I immediately jerked my head up and said:
"Wait, I don't have any Tea."
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