Killer Robot
Who new that cornstarch + water = amazing?
I hope I am this clever in the face of death.
Pretty much the perfect summary of what men and women think about each other.
I want the hyperbole shirt more than anything in the entire world, ever. period. I would die for it.
What Braveheart wasn't 100% true and historically accurate? It just seems so real...
If you need an explanation of why this is funny, you don't deserve to live.
Now I am an expert butt-slapper.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
El Nino
I think everyone at one point in their life wanted to say "Screw It!" with a paper, but only the bold and careless take this stride for all of man kind. I applaud their audacity, they emphasize and display what every student across this great country grumbles about in the back of the class: "This is bullshit!"
Giving Up
Potty Humor
Fat
For Everyone Who Hates Jeeps
For Everyone Who Hates Kanye
I will never put my cat in the wall
I never knew the Smithsonian had such a sense of humor
I'll play it for you...
Please don't torture your child like this
This will make you never want Chicken again.
In Russia...
I would be thinner if I had this...
slightly disturbing
The mechanical cat paw is hysterical.
Who knew shoes could be so repulsive.
Passover Hilarity
Potty Humor
Fat
For Everyone Who Hates Jeeps
For Everyone Who Hates Kanye
I will never put my cat in the wall
I never knew the Smithsonian had such a sense of humor
I'll play it for you...
Please don't torture your child like this
This will make you never want Chicken again.
In Russia...
I would be thinner if I had this...
slightly disturbing
The mechanical cat paw is hysterical.
Who knew shoes could be so repulsive.
Passover Hilarity
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Funny Typos
Government
Government
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo
General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Republicans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Rednecks
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Osama bin Laden
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Hipsters
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Scientologists
Circle VII Burning Sands
Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
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